Octomom Nadya Suleman's house has officially gone back into foreclosure.

The house officially went back to the bank after a disastrous foreclosure auction, during which Amer Haddadin, who owned the La Habra, Calif., home, lost it for good.

The auction took place this morning, but no one bid on the property.

Back to the bank it goes. The price was $355,643, a relatively modest sum for the OC. No takers, even with California mortgage rates at HISTORIC LOWS!

The real bummer for Haddadin? Since Nadya Suleman repeatedly failed to pay money that was supposed to go toward the monthly mortgage that Amer's on the hook for, and he couldn't cover it himself, he lost the property altogether.

We're guessing someone won't be lining up to buy any Octomom porn.

Incredibly, she's still living there, delinquent as ever. The bank will have to initiate eviction proceedings to kick Suleman out. Give it a couple of hours.

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The moment you have not been waiting for has arrived: Octomom's porn movie has a HOT trailer, and we've posted it for you here if you're into that sort of thing.

Yes. Following last week's Octomom porn photos, Wicked Pictures has released a trailer for Nadya Suleman's inaugural adult film, called Octomom: Home Alone.

Fitting, as you might make the famous Macaulay Culkin face after watching it. The NO-face, you could say. Anyway, FOLLOW THIS LINK for the Octomom porn trailer!

If you're a fan of Nadya Suleman, or just tempted by morbid curiosity or looking for a gag gift for an unwitting friend, the porno film is due out later this summer.

Despite adamant claims in years past that she'd never do porn to pay the bills, Octo caved obviously, though she still refuses to touch another human's flesh.

Appropriate, since she applied the same rules to getting pregnant.

According to Wicked, the film features the mother of 14 in a variety of "erotic vignettes" that "take playful aim at different aspects of her Octomom persona."

Try to at least aim away from the computer while vomiting.

Somewhat fittingly and ironically at the same time, the insolvent Nadya Suleman has inked a deal to endorse a service offering high-interest cash loans.

Often called payday loans, 'cause they get you through 'til your next paycheck, after which you pay it back (with massive fees), the products are banned in some states.

Why? The fast infusions of cash are marketed toward financially desperate people, offering access to $1,000 instantly! NO credit checks or faxing required!

Octomom AND borderline criminal interest rates? Where do we sign up!

Now, just one day after exposing us to the Octomom porn trailer for her upcoming film, subtitled Home Alone, she's ready to introduce us to ... OctoLoan!

Slogan: When you're financially alone ... OctoLoan. Effing genius.

The company, which connects financially troubled consumers to shady lenders looking to exploit them with interest rates as high as 600%, is paying Nadya Suleman more than $10,000 to be the face of their brand in an advertising campaign.

Octo just shot a commercial for the company this week.

For a woman with zero common sense/cents - she had eight more kids while already struggling to support six with no job or partner - it's a match made in heaven.

Nadya Suleman recently endured some turbulence in the non-literal sense on a Virgin America flight, enduring taunts and poor treatment from the crew.

According to Octomom herself, at least.

Her manager, Gina Rodriguez, says they were en route from LA to NYC on Tuesday to promote some Octomom porn when the airline made their lives hell.

Rodriguez says they were forced to change seats, never got any beverages, overheard the crew making jokes about/laughing at Octomom and more.

On top of general rudeness, she also says Octomom was kicked out of the bathroom by a flight attendant for no apparent reason ... because that happens.

Nadya filed a complaint with the airline, telling TMZ, "I was shocked at how poorly they treated me on the plane" and "will never fly Virgin America again."

Rodriguez adds that she and Nadya Suleman confronted the flight attendants about their behavior and one said in response, "I know who you guys are!"

That's as good an excuse as any.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Why any person with half a brain (or dollar to his name) would even entertain the idea of dating Octomom, we have no earthly idea, but apparently Frankie G is.

Yes ... Nadya Suleman has a boyfriend.

Sound the cougar alarm, too. The 36-year-old mom of 14 arrived at LAX earlier today - returning from doing some PR for her new adult film in NYC (and presumably not flying Virgin America) - and her 23-year-old man picked her up outside.

Here's a photo of the cute couple:

Frankie G is an amateur bodybuilder. Shocking, we know.

No word if he's seen the Octomom porn, but when asked by TMZ how they met, good ol' Nads replied, "Through church." So ... maybe he hasn't seen the thing.

She also said in March that she's been celibate for 13 years - all 14 of her kids were conceived via IVF - and plans to remain so until her kids are 18.

Yeah right. Just use protection Frankie. PLEASE.

As you may have heard, Octomom has a new man in Frankie G.

Yes, Nadya Suleman, the woman with 14 kids and has been celibate for 13 years (she has to be the only human being who can claim that), has a boyfriend.

Frankie Grageda, who drops his surname in favor of G because it must sound cooler, is a 23-year-old amateur bodybuilder with Tanning Mom-esque skin.

Clearly, it's a match made in heaven:

Video taken by TMZ showed the fitness buff welcoming her home from NYC at LAX airport Sunday. They've been together for two months, apparently.

Frankie admitted to the celeb news site that dating a chick with 14 kids makes for a different experience than he (or anyone else on Earth) is used to.

“It has its moments,” he said. “Obviously she has a lot of kids but it’s wonderful and I enjoy it. She’s a wonderful person, she has a good heart.”

Well, save for the whole Octomom porn thing.

Asked if their 13-year age difference would become an issue, Suleman, who met Frankie G in church, said: “No, I have the mind of an 18-year-old.”

And the financial sense of an 18-month-old.

As for whether they've done the deed, that's unclear. Even when she was married, Suleman said she never liked to be intimate with her husband.

"I can tell you that I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage,” she said this spring. “That's all I want to say about it."

"I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing."

"I only had one boyfriend my whole life and I never loved him. I only wanted babies. People need sex, but I don't ... I have zero sexual interest."

These Nadya Suleman photos suggest otherwise.

As the Nadya Suleman whirlwind media tour continues today with a bunch of photos of her in a pink bikini on a Miami beach, two things are apparent:

1. Frankie Grageda is one lucky (or unlucky, depending on your taste) man
2. The pics may be even more desperate than the Octomom porn trailer

Yeah. It's hard to look sexy when you're only doing this to support the 14 kids you had without even having sex and can't provide for, but she tries.

Yeah. Kate Upton bikini photos, these are not. To say the least.

Try as she might to show off her toned physique and make us forget what a destitute, attention-seeking, clueless, taxpayer-gouging human she is, it's not cutting it.

Or is it? You tell us! Click to enlarge more hot (or not) Octomom bikini pictures below and share your commentary on them in the comment section:

Octomom: Would you hit it?

[Photos: Pacific Coast News]

You asked for it, and you ... well, okay, no one in their right mind would ask for this, but it's our job to give it to you anyway. So here you go!

It's been what, three days since your last dose of Octomom porn? Too long if you ask us. That's why we're sharing the cover with you today.

Nadya Suleman's first pornographic video, Octomom: Home Alone is available to purchase online. Here's the cover promoting the work of art:

In the trailer and in promotional Nadya Suleman pictures, she can be seen lying on a leopard-print sheet, wearing short-shorts and a dangerously low-cut top.

One that she pulls down to reveal her breasts, natch.

Given that she's, you know, Home Alone, Octomom proceeds to go to town on herself, attempting to be sexy while surrounded by baby clothes and so on.

Bottom line, no one is buying this, we hope. But feel free to tell us otherwise if you have or just wish Octo would go away already, in the comments:

Octomom Nadya Suleman and new boyfriend Frankie Grageda went on a date this week. Stunning and breaking news right there, we know. Breathe.

Who knows how you arrange a babysitter when you have 14 children and a house in foreclosure, but lo and behold, Octomom apparently pulled it off.

Gotta make time for yourself and your love life, right?!

Octo began dating Frankie G, a 23-year-old bodybuilder, two months ago.

That's a decent chunk of time, but the pair had not been able to go on their first real date without the brood until this week, when Frankie stepped up to the plate.

He reportedly got a friend to watch the kids so he could take her to the beach in Santa Monica! There, she reenacted these scenes from the Octomom porn movie.

Just kidding ... but it wouldn't have surprised us.

The two worked out together on the beach, with Frankie Grageda helping her get in shape for her stripper gig at The Playhouse in Hollywood, Fla., on July 13.

Who said true romance was dead?

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Nadya “Octomom” Suleman’s new boyfriend Frankie Grageda is - brace yourself for this stunner - a guy who has played the love-for-fame game before.

Gregada, who goes by Frankie G, makes his living as an amateur bodybuilder, but was a contestant on the dating show Who Wants To Date a Comedian?

Yes, that's apparently a real show.

Before he started dating Nadya Suleman earlier this year, Frankie G - who said he was an EMT and part-time exotic dancer - competed against two other guys to win a date with a curvaceous comedienne named Marla Shultz.

It sounds like he made a decent impression at least.

“He’s a gorgeous, hot piece of a$$, he’s beautiful with the sparkling eyes, and you know what? I like the way he shakes his groove thang,” Schultz said of Frankie.

Frankie responded that he liked women with a bit more “cushion,” which may also explain the appeal of the upcoming Octomom porn movie to the 23-year-old.

In the finale, Marla picked Frankie and promptly had him remove his shirt. “I have really good taste,” she said. Spoiler alert: Frankie and Marla did not work out.

Her loss (?), Octomom's gain.

Palm, meet forehead ... Octomom Nadya Suleman is about to make her musical debut, in the form of a hot new dance track to be released Wednesday, August 1.

Between the Octomom porn movie, her horror film role, the upcoming stripper gig, and the payday loan endorsement deal, her resume sure is growing.

And ridiculous. For whatever reason, Global Groove Entertainment signed her to a deal and already produced her debut single, "Get on the Dance Floor."

It will feature Octomom singing and rapping. Seriously.

Incredibly, the song is being produced by DJ Mr. Mig and Mike Rizzo, who have worked with acts such as Britney Spears, Usher, Beyonce and Taylor Swift.

You can thank her Home Alone porno too. Octomom "felt so liberated" after filming the self-pleasure video, she wanted to find more ways to express herself.

She's also got a boyfriend now in Frankie Grageda ... a 23-year-old bodybuilder. Yes, some guy out there is on the verge of having intercourse with Octomom.

Back to the song: Nadya Suleman allegedly took voice lessons, so you KNOW this will be a watershed moment in music history. Or at least worthy of a post on THG.

August 1 ... the Mayans were only off by six months.

In the wake of Octomom Nadya Suleman's decision not to show any T&A in their club, T's Lounge is suing her to make she sure she doesn't take her assets elsewhere.

T's Lounge wants at least $15,000 for the trouble of hiring, then losing, Nadya Suleman to rival Playboy Gentleman's Club in Hollywood, Fla., which secured her "services" after she unceremoniously bailed on T's last month.

The true damages are "unascertainable," the suit laments ... but $15K will do it.

Octomom bailed on the gig amid trash talk from T's strippers, she says. The club denies this, but says regardless, she can't strip in the area for at least 90 days.

Also, per the lawsuit, her contract stipulated that she needed to give 35 days' notice if she intended to cancel, and that she only gave them 34 before pulling out.

"It means so much to be the first one to get her," T's owner Gary Odle said to the Palm Beach Post. "With this sort of thing, you have to be first out of the box."

Probably Wicked Pictures' rationale for fast-tracking the Octomom porn film.

Barring a judge's intervention, hornballs/gawkers can still go to the Playboy Gentleman's Club on Friday to "see Octomom take it off," or so their ads say.

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Nadya "Octomom" Suleman turns 37 years old today.

In honor of the occasion, let's consider other relevant numbers related to the woman whose cavernous lady part has seen more traffic than that of Lindsay Lohan:

• Kids: 14.
• Self-pleasure Octomom porn videos: 1.
• New dance single releases planned: 1.
• Homes currently not in foreclosure: 0.

So happy birthday, Octo! Hope your new man, Frankie Grageda, has a very special treat planned, if you know what we mean. If you know what we mean, sorry for that imagery, especially on the West Coast where it's almost lunchtime.

Click to enlarge some of our favorite Nadya Suleman pics through the years ...

Octomom Nadya Suleman stripped down like a pro Friday night at Playhouse Gentleman's Club in Hallandale, Fla., and OMFG there are pics!!!!!!!!!

Sorry.

After months of anticipation and one lawsuit from a strip club she was initially supposed to perform at but bailed on, Octo made her debut last night.

If there were ever a picture worth 1,000 words (well, besides the Octomom porn trailer) it's this one of Nadya Suleman grinding on that pole ...

Even though her time on stage was short - only two songs - the mother of 14 went all out with costumes, props and the like, as seen in these TMZ pics.

Her first song choice was set to Rihanna's song "S&M" (a fitting choice) and in her second, she donned a naughty schoolgirl outfit. BEYOND seductive.

If you're interested, and we can totally understand if you're not, click to enlarge more Nadya Suleman photos from her strip club debut right here ...

Octomom: Would you hit it?

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As of this week, you can take Octomom: Home Alone into your own home, as the self-pleasuring pornographic film starring Nadya Suleman hit stores on Monday.

Try not to lose your lunch as you view its official trailer:

 

Octomom Porn Trailer: 'Home Alone'

Faced with criticism for appearing in such a movie, Suleman recently spoke to CBS affiliate KPHO in Phoenix and made it clear that she doesn't care what the public thinks. She is touching herself on camera for 14 reasons only: her kids.

“They take precedence,” Octomom said. “It's no one's business how I live life, raise my children or generate revenue to raise my children."

And this includes a recent stripping gig in Florida.

Octomom said it was "unfathomable" that she would do such X-rated things to earn money back in 2009, but times have changed, the economy is in bad shape and, oh yeah… she's a single mother to 14 kids!

"There's really nothing I won't do to support them or care for them," she said. "Every good mom or dad can identify with that, providing for their safety, their well-being."

And how else might Octomom raise funds?

"I'm pulling out strengths I never knew I possessed," she said, adding that she's "empowered" by her life in porn and dabbling in numerous areas, including online ventures and "music."

Oh God, no. Please, please, please. Just... no.

Despite the overwhelming success of the Octomom porn video as well as her stripper gig, payday loan endorsement deal and celebrity pillow fighting showdown, Nadya Suleman's significant cash money problems are still very real.

This time, she's at least asking fans for assistance, not taxpayers.

This assumes Octomom actually has fans, but you get the idea.

As you may have heard, she was unable to make the California mortgage payments on her La Habra house and it was foreclosed on last month.

With two weeks to move out, and a permanent strain on her credit report, Octomom can she doesn't have enough cash to buy a new one, either.

Especially not a place that can house 14 kids and Frankie Grageda.

What's a struggling, increasingly shameless mom to do? Set up a page on GoFundMe (dot) com, where her fans can send her money online!

Her goal? A modest $150,000 to get started. No sweat.

We strongly encourage anyone to donate. Not because it's a worthy cause or anything, but because she may bankrupt the financial calamity known as California once her brood becomes a collective ward of the state.

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How much would you pay to date Octomom Nadya Suleman?

If you said $2,510, you're both really good at this game or certifiably nuts. Either way, you can experience the aforementioned scenario. How?

The adult film star, payday loan spokeswoman and otherwise employed mother of 14 is auctioning off a date with herself to earn some cash money.

Wonder how new BF Frankie Grageda feels about this ...

Facing imminent foreclosure and removal from her La Habra, Calif., home, apparently Nadya begging fans for mortgage help didn't do the trick.

Octomom created an online dating profile for a site called What'sYourPrice (dot) com, where users can pay other users to go out with them.

There's at least some interest out there in the baby factory. Bidding started at a modest $500, and has since escalated to a more respectable $2,509.

Whoever bid that needs a psych evaluation, but $2,510 and she's yours for the taking. Her profile says she has 14 kids and loves to laugh.

The only question: What the heck you all waiting for, guys!?!

Octomom Nadya Suleman: Would you hit it?

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

Troublesome as the Octomom porn may be for us to stomach, don't expect Orange County Child Protective Services (CPS) to come a-knockin'.

In fact, she claims they're all for it!

"They're on my side - they're supporters," Nadya Suleman reportedly told a Fox News interviewer, recalling when she told CPS about it.

"It's ironic. Once I talked with a CPS worker in regards to the adult stuff, she was like, 'Are you really doing that?' Well, more power to you!'"

"It's not illegal. It was almost like a green light, like, 'Do what you need to do to take care of your family.' They were supportive. It was funny."

Funny is not the world a lot of people would choose ... but is this even true? Would a CPS employee possibly say that to Nadya Suleman?

Terry Lynn Fisher of the Orange County Social Services Agency (which oversees CPS) "cannot address specific aid recipients" but says:

"The Social Services Agency makes every effort to help children be safe in their own homes with their own families whenever possible.

The law allows a wide latitude in parenting styles and in parenting vocations. I don't think that anybody would ever want it any other way.

So as long as children remain free from harm or danger, where there's no imminent risk of harm or danger, the Social Services Agency would not become involved."

It's all good in other words. Maybe we shouldn't be surprised. If they haven't taken her kids away by now, how's one porno gonna sway them.

Nadya Suleman: Should she lose her kids?

Would you hit it?

Say what you will about Nadya Suleman - and we've said plenty - but you can't accuse her of being a slacker looking for welfare handouts anymore.

Octomom is set to release a pop single in the near future, and in advance of "Sexy Party," she's revealed the album cover. Featuring her topless.

Here's Octomom with Adam Barta, a musician who collaborated with her on the track and clearly has his hands full ... if you know what we mean.

Nadya Suleman has said she was inspired by Madonna for the "Sexy" cover art, which also features crucifixes in the background. So edgy.

Barta tweeted out the cover, asking: "Here it is everyone! The cover you have been waiting for! Octomom ... The Topless Album Cover."

"So excited for our #Madonna inspired CD cover! She is a childhood idol for me too! #Octomom" Presumably Madonna was his idol, not Octo.

Originally called "Get On The Dance Floor," the single is due to be released on September 4 and is produced by DJ Mr Migg and Mike Rizzo.

Try to contain yourselves for another few weeks.

Her other career endeavors include the infamous Octomom porn, stripping, endorsing a payday loan company and asking fans for donations.

Looks like Farrah Abraham's "On My Own" has some competition for worst song released in the past week ... or in the history of human civilization.

Octomom Nadya Suleman - yes, Octomom is RECORDING MUSIC now - has a new dance track entitled "Sexy Party" coming out in the near future.

The 30-second sneak peek below, which TMZ first posted, is rather amazing, as it features Octo counting in Spanish and plugging her payday loan site.

WARNING: May cause sudden vomiting and/or uncontrollable laughter.

 

Octomom - Sexy Party Sneak Peek

Listen above, at your own peril ... what the Octomom porn video is to your eyes, "Sexy Party" is to your eardrums. And this isn't even the full song!

What do you think of Nadya Suleman's song?