Octomom may star in an adult film, but she still has standards.

Or something. Call it the Nadya Suleman version of standards.

“I remain celibate to this day – it’s almost 14 years now – and I touch no one but myself [in the film],” the Octomom: Home Alone star revealed to Celebuzz.

This year's Octomom porn film flew in the face of her earlier claims that she would never, ever appear in such immoral films. Why the change of heart?

“I had to make money quick,” admits Nadya, whose La Habra, Calif., home is now in foreclosure. “I never wanted to delve into the entertainment industry."

"It was the way to make the most money. As a mother of 14, I accepted that I had to eat my words, and I own that ... I’m very proud of the film.”

There was also a silver lining ... a sexy one.

“It was facing one of my ultimate fears,” Suleman said. “I was always uncomfortable with sexuality in general – so the film was very liberating and empowering.”

Ugh.

As for what she tells her brood, "they’re totally desensitized ... we have all been through things together, and our experiences allowed all of us to pull out strengths we never realized we possessed. I raise them in total honesty, but I don’t tell them details."

Smart move. It's one thing to know your mom made a self-pleasure porno, another thing to sit through it or have her discuss the details. Same goes for her "Sexy Party" single. It's probably for the best they don't actually hear that atrociousness.

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THG is counting down the 100 Hottest Bikini Bodies of 2012.

From now until the end of the year, we'll be paying tribute to the hottest of the hot with bikini photos galore. The competition is guaranteed to be sweltering.

Josie Maran bikini photos were honored yesterday in part two of our Labor Day double feature. Keeping the countdown going at #93: Nadya Suleman!

We know what you're thinking. How is Octomom on this list.

Our answer is twofold: 1. If you're grading on a curve (a bootylicious curve!) ... Octo has a pretty insane bod for having birthed 14 kids. 2. Charity.

Woman's trying to make a living. Say what you will about the methods - porn, bikini shoots, boxing, payday loan sharking, stripping, etc. - but she's going all out.

Rewarding that kind of shameless effort just feels like the right thing to do. By boosting Octomom's exposure, we help her support her ginormous brood.

So, there you have it. Click to enlarge some more Nadya Suleman pics below, and check back again soon to see THG's Hottest Bikini Body #92 ...

Nadya Suleman has secured a new Octocrib for her giant brood at last.

The mother of 14 is moving to Palmdale, Calif., in the Antelope Valley, at the northern end of Los Angeles County. You can get more space in the 'burbs.

Octomom's five-bedroom, three-bathroom place has a pool, gazebo and a really large back yard, which is convenient when you have that many bodies.

It even has working toilets indoors, we're assuming - all for $2,150/month!

Nadya, who experienced serious problems getting a new place to live after her old crib was foreclosed upon, had to shell out EIGHT months rent in advance.

Plus a security deposit, no less, but even so, it came relatively cheap ... especially after she came on camera in the acclaimed Octomom porn flick.

Sorry, but it's true. She's raking it in these days by Octomom standards. No welfare, just proceeds from stripping and Nadya Suleman bikini photos.

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Nadya Suleman is ripping Paris Hilton over her recent comments about gay men ... yeah, you know it's bad when Octomom is jumping all over you for something you said/did.

Paris Hilton's anti-gay rant, in which she said that gay guys are horny, disgusting and probably AIDS-infected (Paris profusely apologized), makes her a "moron" in Octomom's book.

Octomom ripped Paris, calling her every name in the book, then bragged that she'll be performing her new song at a gay strip club soon. Because we know you're curious, here's a sneak peek:

Octomom Dancing

Sorry. Hey, it beats the heck out of the Octomom porn trailer. Barely.

Nadya Suleman and her brood finally have a new place to live. No really.

Sunday, Octomom packed up her 14 kids to a new 5,000-square-foot home in Palmdale, Calif. Goodbye, foreclosure, hello new rental property with indoor plumbing.

It's a done deal now. Thanks to the Octomom porn proceeds, she should be able to make the $2500/month rent, even with more than a dozen mouths to feed.

Nadya Suleman was originally set to rent a different house in Palmdale, but pulled out of the deal because she felt the landlord was jerking her around.

Prior to that, landlords were rejecting her left and right.

No word if the new place has a pool that would easily enable more smoking hot Nadya Suleman bikini photos like the one above. One can only hope, people.

Forget the Mitt Romney-Barack Obama debate. This should be a lot more competitive.

Octomom Nadya Suleman is endorsing a debate website, Deeyoon (dot) com, that will give Internet users the chance to debate the mother of 14 twice a week.

She's also ending her adult film career at one Octomom porn classic.

"Nadya only did one adult video and never planned on doing any more," her rep said. "Nadya is now debating for Deeyoon (dot) com two days a week for 90 minutes at a time."

"She will debate anyone about anything."

Whatever you want to talk about - foreign policy, welfare, food stamps, celebrity gossip - she's game. For $2,000 a week, she's happy to tangle with you.

"She is able to do this from home so it is the perfect job," adds her rep.

How will Nadya Suleman fare in her first foray into the debating game? Will she perform better or worse than her impressive celebrity boxing track record?

Take a look at some of our other proposed celebrity showdowns and tell us:

Who will win her first debate?

Two former nannies for Octomom Nadya Suleman claim she allowed one of her children to sexually abuse another child in her home, according to a new report.

According to L.A.'s CBS2, the nannies have contacted Child Protective Services and told officials that they personally witnessed sexual abuse from the kid.

The nannies don't say Octomom personally sexually abused anyone, however:

• According to one nanny, "(One of the boys) would take (his sibling) away and take her to another area. And he would be touching her."
• Nadya tied her eight newborns to their bed with cheese cloths around their waists to keep them from getting out of their cribs at one point.
• Octo "never did (anything). ‘It’s okay, don’t worry about it.’ That's her attitude."
• She also blocked their bedroom door with a chair so she could take a nap.

This is even more terrifying than having to sit through the Octomom porn trailer.

La Habra, Calif., police say they investigated the Octomom allegations and plan to send the case to the Orange County D.A. in the next several days.

Nadya Suleman tells TMZ, predictably, that the allegations are all bogus.

"All of this is blatant lies," Suleman says, calling them obsessed with her.

"[The nannies] are hating because they can't have what I have," she said.

Okay then, Octo.

Nadya has been investigated by Child Protective Services once before, it's worth noting, and no actions were taken against the mother of 14 in any case.

Stay tuned.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman is off the hook after an investigation into claims of child neglect and sexual abuse by former nannies, according to reports.

The Orange County D.A.s Office will not press charges.

Prosecutors looked at the case after La Habra, Calif., police submitted it, but determined "insufficient evidence to prove anyone has committed a crime."

The identities of Suleman's accusers were not released, nor were many details as to what exactly Suleman was accused of doing, or not doing in this case.

Allegedly, two nannies told reporters they saw one of Nadya's kids sexually abusing his younger sibling(s) and that they believed the kids "were in danger."

Octomom's manager, meanwhile, vehemently denied the charges.

"Her [sic] and the other woman claiming to be a nanny are good friends with each other and are trying to make money," the rep said of the "false" allegations.

"This is why Nadya chose to move far away [from La Habra]."

She did recently get a new house, far away in the L.A. 'burbs. Amazingly, someone agreed to lease a property to Nadya Suleman and her brood.

Gotta give her credit for working hard lately, though.

With this behind her, the mom of 14 can go back to stripping, celebrity boxing, payday loan sharking, debating fans online and filming an Octomom porn sequel.

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Octomom Nadya Suleman received a lovely housewarming gift last weekend.

Eggs. Lots and lots of eggs. Lobbed at her residence from the street, that is.

The mother of 14 wasn't there - she was attending a drag queen show at a nightclub - but the Octo-brood was there to witness the egging Friday evening.

Welcome to Palmdale.

It wasn't until the next morning that she discovered the vandalism.

According to TMZ, it took Octomom $100 to clean it up, and an extra $100 to exterminate the small army of ants the rotting eggs attracted from all around.

The suburban attackers are still on the loose, and Halloween isn't for another two weeks. You can imagine they'll be back with reinforcements then.

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Octomom believes her mail lady is spying on her, according to reports. We wouldn't be too surprised ... that Octomom is so self-absorbed and paranoid that she believes this.

Nadya Suleman's rep claims she saw someone taking photos of her car Thursday, and that the postal worker claimed she took them because she "wanted one for herself."

Octo and her security team weren't buying it.

She filed a complaint with the Palmdale Postmater for violation of privacy, claiming the mail carrier has been giving out her address and she's noticed an increase in traffic of late.

No word if Nadya believes she's behind the recent egging.

"I am so shocked by the behavior of the USPS, now I know how people have been getting my address. It is very disturbing that this woman is handling my personal mail," Octo told TMZ.

"I certainly hope they are going to take this situation seriously. It is disgusting."

Not as disgusting as the Octomom porn trailer, but close.

Nadya Suleman has checked herself into a rehab facility due to a prescription drug problem, sources confirm to TMZ.

A rep for Suleman says she is now a patient at Chapman House Drug Rehabilitation Center in Southern California because she had grown dependent on the anti-anxiety drug Xanax.

"Nadya wanted to get off the Xanax she was prescribed by her doctor and learn to deal with her stress, exhaustion and anxiety with professional help with a team of doctors," says her rep. "Nadya wanted to deal with her issues and make sure she is the best mother she can be.”

The deranged woman's 14 (!!!!!!) children will remain under the care of three nannies and two friends during the 30-day rehab stint for their mother.

Sources also say that Suleman could have afforded to pay for the facility herself - due to her porn career - but the center is picking up the tab anyway.

Apparently it truly, literally does pay to be famous.

Even if you're famous for having an obscene number of children on your own... undergoing foreclosure... and then depending on boxing, stripper gigs and masturbation videos to pay the bills.

Michael Lohan sucks at getting Lindsay Lohan into rehab, but he says he got the job done with Octomom Nadya Suleman. Seriously. MiLo is claiming credit.

Lindsay's dad claims he's running a non-profit in Florida for nine months that stages interventions for people in need of substance abuse treatment.

So far, he's successfully helped at least 25 people, according to Mike at least. His latest success story? Successfully having Octo check into rehab.

Octomom's manager recently voiced her concerns to him about the mother of 14's Xanax dependency, so Michael decided to take action last week.

Why on earth anyone calls Michael Lohan for help about anything is up there with why anyone would watch the Octomom porn on the list of un-answerable questions.

Still, he apparently made arrangements for Octo's treatment. Respect. Then he helped her people stage an intervention, and Octo agreed to get help.

Michael tells TMZ, "The most important thing is the willingness to realize and surrender to the issue and commit to getting help, which Nadya did!"

"If it wasn’t for her manager Gina, my good friend, Tim Chapman at the Chapman house/Teen savers and Gina's daughter, this would not have been possible."

Octo's currently in a 30-day in-patient rehab program, but still gets to call her kids twice a day.

As for the oft-troubled hot mess known as Lindsay Lohan? Michael's intervention failed there.

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Nadya Suleman, a.k.a. Octomom, dreamed of sex tape stardom a la Kim Kardashian when she filmed her solo "performance" video for Wicked Pictures this summer.

"All Nadya talked about was making millions," an insider said of the Octomom porn. "She even compared herself to the Kardashians, hoping to be famous."

Nadya claims she made the film to overcome her fears of intimacy and sexuality - not for the money - but it's well-documented that she hit rock bottom financially.

Whatever the motivation, a friend says she was convinced she'd strike it rich:

"Nadya tends to get obsessive and her immaturity leads her to make impulsive decisions. She truly thought she was going to end up as successful as Kim Kardashian."

We don't even know where to begin analyzing that statement.

Nadya entered rehab over the weekend, with Michael Lohan immediately claiming credit for convincing her to check into an in-patient treatment program.

Another source close to her exclusively told Radar that she suffers from major psychological issues that require treatment, but she's also looking to work the angle:

"Nadya absolutely has major psychological issues that have been untreated for years and she should be getting help for those very complicated problems."

"However, this trip to rehab is probably just another ploy for Nadya to get publicity and money from media outlets that pay her for pictures and stories."

"Nadya leads a very sad and lonely life. You have to remember, she is surrounded by children all day every day and has very little interaction with adults."

Gotta be rough. One could almost feel sorry for Octo if she didn't have six kids before she had IVF to implant eight more fertilized embryos inside her.

All while having no income or partner to help out with childcare or bills. Very well thought out.

Nadya Suleman is in rehab. That much is certain.

But how did she end up there? Did Michael Lohan really play a role in her decision to seek help?

The Octomom released a statement to E! News today clarifying the move and who was behind it.

"I chose to seek treatment after consulting with my manager regarding my recent use of Xanax, which was prescribed by my physician for panic attacks," Suleman said. "There were no other people involved with me entering treatment other than my manager and myself.

"There was no intervention that took place. I am working in therapy every day with my doctors and therapists regarding the origin of these attacks so as not to have to rely on medications to handle it. I am paying for my own treatment; I am finding my voice here."

Let's hope so. The woman does have 14 kids to take care of.

Octomom Nadya Suleman's eldest son claims his ex-nanny is harassing and stalking him. Elijah Suleman wants a restraining order to make Gina Bryson step off.

According to legal documents, Bryson, who Octo fired this summer, has been incessantly bothering 11-year-old Elijah with phone calls and text messages.

The documents accuse Gina of leaking false stories about Elijah to the media - that he sexually molested his siblings, and a story that he watches porn.

Not the Octomom porn ... we're hoping.

In any case, a judge was concerned enough that he has signed an order prohibited Gina from going within 100 yards of Elijah, or contacting him in any way.

TMZ reports that Nadya Suleman is in the process of filing additional restraining order requests for two other kids whom Gina's allegedly been harassing as well.

A day in the life ...

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Nadya Suleman stands accused of stealing a diamond ring from Celebrity Boxing promoter Damon Feldman, who filed a police report against Octomom.

Feldman claims that during an entertainment event in Pennsylvania in February 2012, he staged a marriage proposal to Nadya "strictly for publicity."

At that point, he gave her $7,500 diamond ring that actually belonged to his ex-wife ... which was never returned by Octomom. Feldman called the cops.

The Marple Township (Pa.) PD reads: "The proposal and ring presentation was done with the understanding between both parties that it was only for publicity purposes."

"Since that time, the business relationship between Nadya Suleman and Damon Feldman has ended and Suleman has not returned the ring."

"Feldman has made numerous attempt to contact Suleman and her manager, Gina Rodriguez. He has not received a return contact from either party, nor have they returned the ring."

Feldman, who once dated Hailey Glassman, said, "You know her manager does a lot of PR stunts so she wanted me to do an engagement piece, which I did for $5,000."

"I never got my money and I never got my ring back."

"The ring is my ex-wife's and she wants it back. Gina said Nadya would just have to wear the ring for a few weeks and since I trusted her because I've worked with her a lot."

"I let her and then never got the ring back."

Marple Police will not be contacting Suleman or her manager, however; Feldman and his attorney intend to file a civil suit for the return of the ring or equivalent value.

Who knows why Nadya would jack that piece. Obviously he's gonna notice, and with the proceeds from the Octomom porn, she could easily afford her own.

Child labor advocates, please take notice.

Nadya Suleman's octuplets are being put to work ... in a singing group called the Roctuplets. Their debut music video, "I'm Ready for Christmas," dropped Friday.

Watch Octomom's brood in action below:

Octomom Kids - I'm Ready For Christmas

"Mama told me that Santa is coming," one son, straight-faced, says in a sing-song-like tone. "At school we love to watch. At school we love to learn."

"Now I'm just waiting for Christmas to come."

Aren't we all, young Nadya Suleman spawn. Aren't we all.

The budding musical group's first single is available on iTunes. Enterprising young lads, aren't they?

Between this and the Octomom porn, "Santa" should be able to buy them some nice gifts this year.

Newly-minted adult film star Nadya "Octomom" Suleman is headed to the granddaddy of all celebrity galas, the 2013 AVN Awards in Las Vegas, Nevada!

So thrilled is the mother of 14 that the Octomom porn got nominated for four AVN Awards, she plans on going to the ceremony and going home a winner.

Nadya admits she was "completely surprised" that she was nominated for four honors:

1. Best Marketing Campaign for her film, "Octomom Home Alone."
2. Best Celebrity Sex Tape
3. Best Solo Release
4. Best DVD Extras

Yes ... Octomom: Home Alone apparently has DVD Extras. Can you say stocking stuffer?!

Octo says she feels she has the best chance of winning #2 on the above list. The reason?

"I don't consider myself a celebrity, but I have never heard of the other people nominated. So I'm pretty sure I have a good chance of winning," she says.

To Nadya Suleman, the January 19 show marks a truly a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, since she says she's retiring from porn as a one-hit masturbating wonder.

We should all be so lucky.

Man, 2012 was a great year for videos.

Long or short, highly produced or randomly amateur, political or sexual, musical or viral, these 12 videos spread like wildfire across the World Wide Internets.

What videos stand out as your favorites over the past 12 months? We've chosen a dozen that defined the year. Let's take a look back at 2012 in moving pictures:

Gotye - Somebody That I Used To Know (feat. Kimbra)

12. Gotye, "Somebody That I Used to Know." Overplayed as it is dinky as it is catchy, Gotye's song may be one-hit wonder material, but that one hit was HUGE!

Cool video, too. Often imitated, never duplicated.

Carly Rae Jepsen (Featuring Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, Ashley Tisdale) - "Call Me Maybe"

12 (tie). Carly Rae Jepsen, "Call Me Maybe." See description above.

Lil Wayne Talks to God (G-O-D)

11. Lil Wayne Deposition. Only Lil Wayne can be deposed in a civil lawsuit and make it hilarious, as his responses to Quincy Jones III's attorney proved.

Under oath or not, the man only truly answers to G-O-D.

Kony 2012

10. KONY 2012. The viral film created by Jason Russell exposed the actions of notorious African warlord Joseph Kony, making Ugandan children a cause celebre.

It also led to unrelated, unintended mental issues for Russell himself.

Octomom Porn Trailer: 'Home Alone'

9. Octomom Porn Trailer. Nothing like a little Octomom porn to get you going in the morning, if you know what we mean. We mean the opposite actually.

Revolting as it might seem, Nadya Suleman may have found her career calling this year. Octomom: Home Alone was nominated for a bunch of AVN Awards.

Mitt Romney on Obama Voters

8. Mitt Romney's "47 percent" Quote. The run-up to the 2012 presidential election was jam packed with memorable speeches, quips, quotes and gaffes.

None summed up the tumultuous year in politics, or had a lasting impact, quite like Mitt Romney's claim that 47 percent of voters are freeloaders, however.

Facebook Parenting: Dad Shoots Daughter's Computer

7. Dad Shoots Laptop. After reading some of his daughter's bratty comments on Facebook, this North Carolina dad decided to post some viral content of his own.

By shooting her laptop with his gun.

Amanda Todd Video

6. Amanda Todd Pleas For Help. Bullying victim Amanda Todd recorded this heartbreaking video, bringing attention not only to her own plight, but that of millions like her.

Sleeping Kitten Gets Hug From Mom

5. Sleeping Kitten Gets Hug From Mom. Because you'll never see anything cuter.

Seriously. Watch it and try not to tear up and show it to everyone you know.

Lana Del Rey SNL Performance

4. Lana Del Rey SNL Performance. The singer's rendition of "Video Games" became one of the most discussed musical performances of the year, good or bad.

Why? Words can't sum it up, so just watch.

Kate Upton "Cat Daddy" Dance

3. Kate Upton Cat Daddy Dance. Sports Illustrated's It Girl generated millions of views and distracted millions of men at work with this amazing clip of her dancing.

Wearing the tiniest bikini ever created. The slow-motion instant replay was also a nice touch ... it's like Terry Richardson is totally in sync with his audience.

Felix Baumgartner Space Jump

2. Felix Baumgartner Space Jump. The daredevil's record-setting skydiving effort wasn't just the coolest thing ever - it was recorded and streamed live for all to see.

Breaking the sound barrier under his own power, he fell to Earth in less than five minutes from over 120,000 feet. That's more than 20 miles up there.

PSY - GANGNAM STYLE

1. PSY, "Gangnam Style." If it's the most-watched video in the history of YouTube - in just a few months after its release, no less - can there be another choice?

Congratulations to all who made this eclectic list!

SEE ALSO: THG's Top 12 Memes of 2012!

Despite a career uptick due to the smashing success of Octomom: Home Alone, the Octomom porn video, Nadya Suleman signed up for welfare again this week.

October rehab bills depleted most of her savings, TMZ reports.

It had been only five months since Octomom got off ... welfare.

The mother of 14 will be receiving $1,800 a month for food and $1,000 in emergency cash, on top of Medi-Cal benefits to help with mental health and dental issues.

Sorry again, California taxpayers.

Nadya Suleman says she only plans to use the infusion of welfare money while she gets back on her feet financially. Hmm. You thinking what we're thinking?

If so, you're sick, sick people.

Let's just say she was in dire straits last spring before strip club gigs and an award-nominated self-pleasure adult film earned her considerable coin.

At least for a no-talent hack. You do what you gotta do when you have that many mouths to feed. What we're saying is look for Octomom: Home Alone 2 in 2013.